I am not a huge fan of movies with subtitles. It’s the process of reading along as I watch that I dread, but if you tell me I can see a Christmas movie about an evil Santa unearthed during an archaeological dig in Finland, well then, I will endure just about anything to see it. …
I’m not the sort of person who expects every Christmas movie to be jolly and upbeat, but All is Bright is just about the dreariest bit of cinema to wrap it’s dirty paws around any holiday ever, and I’ve seen One Magic Christmas, where basically everybody dies and then things just get worse from there. …
Despite the fact that I flat-out couldn’t finish The Polar Express and have no idea how it ends, I feel like Night Train would make a perfect sequel. It’s a creepy, Christmasy tale set entirely on a train, and the low-budget sets give you the impression that you’re watching some sort of live-action/animation hybrid. Once …