A "triple 9" (aka 999 code) over police radio means an officer is down. When an officer is down, all cops must rush to respond. This means if you are willing to take that step for the perfect heist, y…
If I f-ing write this f-ing review with as many f words as you'll hear in f-ing Sabotage, you'll have a pretty good f-ing idea how f-ing ridiculous it f-ing is. This comes from a certified swearer, wh…
I always say I've never seen the original Robocop movie, but that's not entirely true. I've seen it in passing about fifteen times, and never once has it clicked to the point where I felt compelled to…
Denzel Washington is just so damn good that he can play a bad guy so despicable and sleazy that it nonetheless takes most of a film for the audience to hate him. Talk about charisma to burn. As far as…
Street Kings is a bizarre and admittedly kind of fascinating cop movie. It suffers from what on the surface (and well, not so surface) is an "all cops are corrupt, even the good guy" plot that has bee…
Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans is a hard nut to crack. From the outset, it's difficult to tell if what you're watching is meant to be dead serious or very subtly funny. In the end, the mov…
