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Deck the Halls (2006)

Deck the Halls (2006)

Like a steaming cinematic turd, this hollow and horrible Christmas comedy arrives on screens just in time to disappoint families for the holidays. I’m not sure what happened to...

Linda
Bambi II (2006)

Bambi II (2006)

Bambi II (yikes, what a wretched title) is a harmless, straight-to-video story that  feeds off nostalgia for the classic original, while offering some new characters. Luckily, it is so...

Linda
Cheaper by the Dozen 2 (2005)

Cheaper By the Dozen 2 (2005)

Okay, maybe not really nine thousand, but it sure felt like there were way more of them than there were the first time we encountered the Baker clan. Sadly,...

Vickie
Yours, Mine and Ours (2005)

Yours, Mine and Ours (2005)

Now, I don’t have cable, so I’ve never actually watched Nickelodeon… but I am savvy enough in the ways of pop culture to know that there is apparently a...

Linda
Pooh's Heffalump Halloween Movie (2005)

Pooh’s Heffalump Halloween Movie (2005)

OK, I’ll allow you to pick up the limited edition of this one at the store as it is packaged with a Winnie-the-Pooh plushie. Pooh is actually wearing a...

Jennifer
Are We There Yet? (2005)

Are We There Yet? (2005)

Maybe it’s a side effect of the collective dumbing-down of moviegoing audiences. Maybe it’s because this new comedy starring former bad-boy rapper Ice Cube is a prime example of...

Vickie
Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events (2004)

Lemony Snicket’s A Series Of Unfortunate Events (2004)

Why do I get a sneaking feeling that I’m going to get flogged for this review? Will this movie be embraced by kids and adults alike, and will I...

Linda
Christmas with the Kranks (2004)

Christmas with the Kranks (2004)

I haven’t read the John Grisham novella Skipping Christmas on which this film is based, but several of my friends have and many of them are refusing to see...

Vickie
The Polar Express (2004)

The Polar Express (2004)

It seems like there was a moment of head scratching when The Polar Express tanked. It was as though all the CG wizards and Hollywood bigwigs just couldn’t believe...

Jennifer
Cheaper By the Dozen (2003)

Cheaper By The Dozen (2003)

Q: What’s the fastest way to suck all the humor and dignity out of two funny and talented actors? A: Make them the half-witted parents of TWELVE obnoxious children....

Vickie
Elf (2003)

Elf (2003)

Elf is cute. It’s a sweet little movie with some clever jokes, good performances and a nice message. I liked it. But, as my sister so wisely pointed out...

Vickie
Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas (1997)

Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas (1997)

Remember that time when a nice girl named Belle was held prisoner by a gruff beast named Beast?  And he was bitter and ate sloppily and had all sorts...

Jennifer