If you haven’t seen the red-band trailer for The Happytime Murders, well, just take a look below. I’ll just wait over here. Now that you can’t un-see the ejaculating puppet, let me point out that that is the most brain-melting moment in the film. If you can handle that scene, and even find it shockingly …
For one thing, Frank Poncherello (Michael Pena) isn’t just a California Highway Patrol officer, he’s an undercover FBI agent working for the CHP. He’s also not just a smooth lady’s man with unstoppable charm, perfect hair, and gleaming white teeth – he’s a sex addict. And while Michael Pena’s Ponch is smart and likable, well, …
There is nothing original about the cop buddy movie The Heat. There is an uptight cop and a crazy cop, and there is a bad guy that no one can seem to catch until this mis-matched pair puts aside their differences in order to git r’ done against all odds. Oh, gosh, except that it …
Viggo Mortensen has talked about having taken certain roles just to pay the bills, and it’s usually not hard to tell which ones they are. They’re generally in movies you’ve never heard of, like American Yakuza or The Young Americans. With this in mind, I did not have high expectations for The Young Americans. In …
I first saw Lethal Weapon when I was twelve. It was edited for television and even so, it rocked my world. Mel Gibson’s sheer unstoppable hotness coupled with all that badass action left me helpless. It was all I could think about for months: I would obsessively replay the movie in my mind, talk about …