If you haven't seen the red-band trailer for The Happytime Murders, well, just take a look below. I'll just wait over here. Now that you can't un-see the ejaculating puppet, let me point out that that…
For one thing, Frank Poncherello (Michael Pena) isn't just a California Highway Patrol officer, he's an undercover FBI agent working for the CHP. He's also not just a smooth lady's man with unstoppabl…
There is nothing original about the cop buddy movie The Heat. There is an uptight cop and a crazy cop, and there is a bad guy that no one can seem to catch until this mis-matched pair puts aside their…
Viggo Mortensen has talked about having taken certain roles just to pay the bills, and it's usually not hard to tell which ones they are. They're generally in movies you've never heard of, like Americ…
If there's one thing we learned about Chief Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerald (Tommy Lee Jones) in The Fugitive, it's that he can really put on a chase. The thing is, the more he chases fugitives, the more…
I first saw Lethal Weapon when I was twelve. It was edited for television and even so, it rocked my world. Mel Gibson's sheer unstoppable hotness coupled with all that badass action left me helpless. …
The opening sequence of Assault on Precinct 13 is an assault on the senses. Let me say this: The handheld camera with grainy and contrasty cinematography, combined with MTV-style editing should be use…
With an arguably weak script on which to base its antics, Taxi is constantly struggling to create comic moments but the attempts repeatedly fizzle out. The story follows perpetual screw-up Washburn (J…
