• May 14, 2019
• At Home, Comedy, Crime

If you haven’t seen the red-band trailer for The Happytime Murders, well, just take a look below. I’ll just wait over here. Now that you can’t un-see the ejaculating...

• July 22, 2017
• At Home, Comedy

For one thing, Frank Poncherello (Michael Pena) isn’t just a California Highway Patrol officer, he’s an undercover FBI agent working for the CHP. He’s also not just a smooth...

• February 8, 2014
• Action, At Home, Crime, Drama

Heat begins with a love scene between Al Pacino and Diane Venora so steamy that it makes me weak in the knees just to think about it. I can’t...

• June 28, 2013
• At Home, Comedy

There is nothing original about the cop buddy movie The Heat. There is an uptight cop and a crazy cop, and there is a bad guy that no one...

• February 4, 2013
• At Home, Crime, Drama

Viggo Mortensen has talked about having taken certain roles just to pay the bills, and it’s usually not hard to tell which ones they are. They’re generally in movies...

• September 26, 2012
• Action, At Home, Thriller

If there’s one thing we learned about Chief Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerald (Tommy Lee Jones) in The Fugitive, it’s that he can really put on a chase. The thing...

• September 23, 2012
• Action, At Home, Comedy

I first saw Lethal Weapon when I was twelve. It was edited for television and even so, it rocked my world. Mel Gibson’s sheer unstoppable hotness coupled with all...

• January 29, 2005
• Action, At Home, Thriller

The opening sequence of Assault on Precinct 13 is an assault on the senses. Let me say this: The handheld camera with grainy and contrasty cinematography, combined with MTV-style...

• October 6, 2004
• Action, At Home, Comedy, Crime

With an arguably weak script on which to base its antics, Taxi is constantly struggling to create comic moments but the attempts repeatedly fizzle out. The story follows perpetual...