• March 14, 2024
• Action, At Home, Crime

Lou (Kristen Stewart) is bored at her literally shitty job, stuck cleaning clogged toilets yet again at the gym she manages. The place reeks of sweat and self-absorption, where...

• June 2, 2022
• At Home, Drama, Horror, Science Fiction

When I heard the teaser that David Cronenberg was making a return to “body-horror” in his latest film, I, like many, knew exactly what that meant. From the hallucinogenic...

• March 13, 2020
• Action, At Home, Comedy

Those are words I never dreamed I’d ever say, and yet I did – more than once (albeit silently to myself – while watching the latest big-screen incarnation of...

• January 10, 2020
• At Home, Horror, Science Fiction

Within about three minutes of the insanely expository opening credits that feel edited together by someone with untreated ADD – blink and you’ll no doubt miss a key piece of...

• March 19, 2017
• At Home, Drama

French director Olivier Assayas and American actress Kristen Stewart are a seemingly unconventional pairing who meld surprisingly well together in their director/actor partnership. Assayas brought out some of Stewart’s...

• October 21, 2016
• At Home, Drama

Director Kelly Reichardt is touted in the movie trailer for Certain Women as “cinema’s foremost poet of the American Northwest”, which, to this Northwest girl, is kind of an...

• August 21, 2015
• Action, At Home, Comedy

Jesse Eisenberg tends to play stammering nerdy guys, perhaps a little over-intellectual, earnest, pale and weak. Now image a character like that being a stoner… yes, ok, it is...

• November 14, 2012
• Action, At Home, Drama, Fantasy

We pick up right where we left off at in Part 1: Bella has birthed the Tooth Baby and survived via a bitey transfusion from Edward. Yep, not only...

• November 12, 2012
• Moviepie Musings

TUNE IN — ONLY ON YAHOO!: “THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN – PART 2” WORLD PREMIERE RED CARPET EXCLUSIVE LIVE STREAM ON YAHOO! MOVIES See the Stars in Their...

• September 25, 2012
• Action, At Home, Drama, Fantasy

Sprawling in scope and Tolkiensian in execution, Snow… takes the classic fairy tale and turns it into a grittier, darker story about the titular tomboyish princess (a miscast Kristen...

• November 18, 2011
• At Home, Drama, Fantasy, Romance

Even the biggest Twi-hards can admit that Stephenie Meyer’s final book in the Twilight series was a bit of a train wreck. Where the first three books (and movies)...

• June 29, 2010
• At Home, Horror, Romance

Yes, I’ve read all of Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight books, and frankly, I couldn’t remember a single plot point about Eclipse, aka Book Number Three in the series. So, let’s...