For your 21st birthday, if your three older brothers and your cousin took you out into the woods, told you to strip, stand in a circle of rocks, and hold a sword to the sky for your initiation, well, you’d probably be looking around for a hidden camera just like confused Axl (Emmett Skilton). But …
As the Gods watch from high above, Hyperion’s (Mickey Rourke) army cuts a warpath through Greece, fully intending to find and use the Epirus Bow to free the Titans from their prison far beneath Mount Tartaros. The only thing standing between Hyperion and the bow is a man called Theseus (Henry Cavill), who has been …
Things are a little tense in the realm of perpetually feuding Greek gods Zeus (Sean Bean), Poseiden (Kevin McKidd) and Hades (Steve Coogan). The bickering brothers have long been at odds, but when someone steals Zeus’ lightning bolt an all-out, world-ravishing war is on deck. Meanwhile, on Earth, average high-schooler Percy Jackson (Logan Lerman) discovers …
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Chris Hemsworth is pretty, I’ll admit that. Pretty enough where he is becoming another Matthew McConaughey, where he is required at least one gratuitious shirtless scene in each movie (because, see, it would be simply a waste if he didn’t). But, well, no matter all his deep-voiced bellowing, he just isn’t the most dynamic of …