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The Expendables

The Expendables

The names on the movie poster should make any action-movie fan drool: Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Willis, Li, Lundgren, Statham, Rourke, and on, and on. My god, ALL these ass-kickers in...

Linda
Force of Execution

Force of Execution

When making a direct-to-video Steven Seagal film, it’s probably best to have a really simple good vs. evil plot that people can follow. That’s kind of a good rule...

Jennifer
Machete Kills

Machete Kills

Having experienced the legend that is Machete, I was super excited for the sequel, Machete Kills. My boyfriend and I waited for opening day with rising anticipation and then…I...

Jennifer
G.I. Joe: Retaliation

G.I. Joe: Retaliation

I’m the first to admit that I had no idea of the context of the G.I. Joe franchise, as envisioned by the 1980s line of toys with the “complex...

Linda
A Good Day to Die Hard (2013)

A Good Day to Die Hard (2013)

There is really no reason at all to have an all-American cop like Bruce Willis’ John McClane in Moscow. But the Die Hard series just won’t die easily, after...

Linda
The Last Stand (2013)

The Last Stand (2013)

Ahh-nold Schwarzenegger is getting a bit long in the tooth, despite the resurgence of him and his aged 80’s action movie buddies in the popular Expendables series. His small-town...

Linda
Shooter (2007)

Shooter (2007)

Complete the following comparison: Eddie Murphy’s Norbit is to Dreamgirls As Mark Wahlberg’s ________ is to The Departed Yes, Shooter is right up there with Norbit as a shockingly...

Linda
Assault on Precinct 13 (2005)

Assault on Precinct 13 (2005)

The opening sequence of Assault on Precinct 13 is an assault on the senses. Let me say this: The handheld camera with grainy and contrasty cinematography, combined with MTV-style...

Linda
Bad Boys II (2003)

Bad Boys II (2003)

Hot women in skimpy clothes? Profanity? More explosions? More gun fights? Lots and lots and lots of initially cool but quickly tiresome and unnecessary slo-mo shots? Then, my friend,...

Vickie