Transformers: The Age of Extinction kicks off like a folksy commercial for lemonade. Just picture a father and daughter living alone in a big Texas farmhouse surrounded by fields and the glow of pink country sunsets. The father, a widower, is a fairly unsuccessful inventor and the two take care of one another in the manner …
Sweet mother of all that is good and pure in this world, Transformers is by far the best summer movie of the year. Hands. Down. Ahem, in short: I was transformed into a fan! It’s Michael Bay at his finest! It’s the best time you’ll have at theaters this summer! This is the movie for …
Now give me a moment as I go back and re-read my reviews of the previous Transformers films, which I will just call Transformers and Transformers 2. Hmm… there seems to be a pattern: 3 slices for the first movie, 2 for the second, and now 1 for the third. I honestly thought about going …
As I staggered out of the theater after seeing Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, I was asked what I thought of the movie. I wailed in dismay, “I am SOOOO not the target audience!” Hollywood keeps throwing millions and millions of dollars at crap like this, and, in turn, the film will make millions of …