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King Kong (2005)

King Kong (2005)

The trailers and commercials for the film have hit on all the key points: it’s big, it’s action-packed and it features a scantily clad Naomi Watts doing lots of...

Vickie
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)

The first two Harry Potter films, directed by Chris Columbus (of Home Alone infamy) left me restless and glassy-eyed. The films sure looked great, but they were missing a...

Linda
Howl's Moving Castle (Hauru no ugoku shiro) (2004)

Howl’s Moving Castle (Hauru no ugoku shiro) (2004)

What I hate about modern Disney movies is the relentless, shove-it-down-your-throat merchandising that comes with every release. Buy the soundtrack! The Happy Meal! The action figures! The t-shirts! The...

Linda
Kingdom of Heaven (2005)

Kingdom of Heaven (2005)

I’m fairly certain that all my history and religion teachers from high school would heave a sigh of frustration that I remember precious little about the Crusades. I mean,...

Vickie
Alexander (2004)

Alexander (2004)

Wait a minute, nobody around here has reviewed Alexander yet?  Not one of us rushed right out to see Oliver Stone’s epic masterpiece?  No one even wanted to see...

Jennifer
Are We There Yet? (2005)

Are We There Yet? (2005)

Maybe it’s a side effect of the collective dumbing-down of moviegoing audiences. Maybe it’s because this new comedy starring former bad-boy rapper Ice Cube is a prime example of...

Vickie
Flight of the Phoenix (2004)

Flight of the Phoenix (2004)

Phoenix is something of an ambitious but overblown star vehicle for Dennis Quaid that’s filled to overflowing with gritted teeth (with or without the requisite gnashing), rippling muscles, scenery...

Vickie
Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events (2004)

Lemony Snicket’s A Series Of Unfortunate Events (2004)

Why do I get a sneaking feeling that I’m going to get flogged for this review? Will this movie be embraced by kids and adults alike, and will I...

Linda
The Polar Express (2004)

The Polar Express (2004)

It seems like there was a moment of head scratching when The Polar Express tanked. It was as though all the CG wizards and Hollywood bigwigs just couldn’t believe...

Jennifer
King Arthur (2004)

King Arthur (2004)

At no point do the Knights in King Arthur link arms and sing: “We’re Knights of the Round Table! We dance when e’er we’re able!” Perhaps saddest of all,...

Linda
Around the World in 80 Days (2004)

Around the World in 80 Days (2004)

Admittedly, I wasn’t expecting much from this adaptation of the Jules Verne classic, especially since it stars Jackie Chan – whose last two big-screen forays (The Medallion and Shanghai...

Vickie
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

My favorite thing about Lord of the Rings: Return of the King is that I finally figured out that R. Wynn and A.O. Wynn are not related. During the...

Max