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Beautiful Boxer (2004)

Beautiful Boxer (2004)

Films about transgendered people aren’t exactly filling up the multi-plexes. For that reason alone, Beautiful Boxer is pretty special. But to its credit, it is actually a pretty charming...

Linda
Taxi (2004)

Taxi (2004)

With an arguably weak script on which to base its antics, Taxi is constantly struggling to create comic moments but the attempts repeatedly fizzle out. The story follows perpetual...

Linda
Ladder 49

Ladder 49 (2004)

Why? Because about two minutes into Ladder 49, as a crew of firefighters are climbing stairs in a burning warehouse, Robert Patrick’s character says, “I’m gettin’ too old for...

Vickie
The Sugarland Express (1974)

The Sugarland Express (1974)

Lost in the shuffle between Steven Spielberg’s acclaimed first movie, the made-for-TV thriller Duel, and his blockbuster shark tale Jaws, was a chase movie called The Sugarland Express. I...

Linda
Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004)

Anacondas: The Hunt For The Blood Orchid (2004)

Apparently someone somewhere thought maybe, just maybe, if they dumped this film into the cinematic wasteland that is late-August, it might ring up a little box office change. So...

Vickie
The Bourne Supremacy (2004)

The Bourne Supremacy (2004)

As for the movie itself… The plot is a fairly thin one, but one that provides a nice thread onto which the filmmakers pile heaps and heaps and HEAPS...

Vickie
King Arthur (2004)

King Arthur (2004)

At no point do the Knights in King Arthur link arms and sing: “We’re Knights of the Round Table! We dance when e’er we’re able!” Perhaps saddest of all,...

Linda
Around the World in 80 Days (2004)

Around the World in 80 Days (2004)

Admittedly, I wasn’t expecting much from this adaptation of the Jules Verne classic, especially since it stars Jackie Chan – whose last two big-screen forays (The Medallion and Shanghai...

Vickie
The Day After Tomorrow (2004)

The Day After Tomorrow (2004)

Disaster film formula: Heal a broken family by putting them in the middle of a disaster. Estranged father makes up for past of broken promises by saving estranged teenage...

Linda
Backdraft (1991)

Backdraft (1991)

I love guy movies. I love onscreen explosions. What’s not to love about Backdraft? I spent the entire movie working on that question, and finally realized that it has...

Jennifer
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)

After the huge popular and critical success of Raiders of the Lost Ark, Steven Spielberg and George Lucas cruised on their egos and made the dark, unfunny, and overall...

Linda
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)

Until I rewatched Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom recently, I had forever associated the film with getting my teeth drilled. Literally. You see, the last time I...

Linda