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King Kong (2005)

King Kong (2005)

The trailers and commercials for the film have hit on all the key points: it’s big, it’s action-packed and it features a scantily clad Naomi Watts doing lots of...

Vickie
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)

As I settle in to write this review, I can’t help wishing I had more than eight slices of pie to bestow upon Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. I’m not...

Jennifer
Four Brothers

Four Brothers

I have to admit, my expectations for Four Brothers was very low. I wasn’t particularly excited about seeing it since John Singleton’s films have been getting progressively worse (2...

Linda
The Warriors

The Warriors

I stared stunned and mute at my co-worker. “CANNNNN YOOOUUUUU DIG IT?????” he bellowed with his arms triumphantly in the air. “I have no idea what you are talking...

Linda
Land of the Dead (2005)

Land of the Dead (2005)

George Romero, the father of zombie movies, is back to show everyone how it is done. And hooo-boy! If you are into flesh ripping, gnawing, pulling, tearing, and shredding,...

Linda
Fantastic Four (2005)

Fantastic Four (2005)

Heck, even I sat in the theater thinking, “This is really good, but not quite as good as X2 or Spider-Man 2.” By the same token, the first films...

Vickie
Howl's Moving Castle (Hauru no ugoku shiro) (2004)

Howl’s Moving Castle (Hauru no ugoku shiro) (2004)

What I hate about modern Disney movies is the relentless, shove-it-down-your-throat merchandising that comes with every release. Buy the soundtrack! The Happy Meal! The action figures! The t-shirts! The...

Linda
Kingdom of Heaven (2005)

Kingdom of Heaven (2005)

I’m fairly certain that all my history and religion teachers from high school would heave a sigh of frustration that I remember precious little about the Crusades. I mean,...

Vickie
Alexander (2004)

Alexander (2004)

Wait a minute, nobody around here has reviewed Alexander yet?  Not one of us rushed right out to see Oliver Stone’s epic masterpiece?  No one even wanted to see...

Jennifer
Catwoman (2004)

Catwoman (2004)

I actually kind of liked Catwoman, except for the part where Halle Berry turns into a cat. I’m not just being facetious. The movie gets off to a decent...

Jennifer
Assault on Precinct 13 (2005)

Assault on Precinct 13 (2005)

The opening sequence of Assault on Precinct 13 is an assault on the senses. Let me say this: The handheld camera with grainy and contrasty cinematography, combined with MTV-style...

Linda
Flight of the Phoenix (2004)

Flight of the Phoenix (2004)

Phoenix is something of an ambitious but overblown star vehicle for Dennis Quaid that’s filled to overflowing with gritted teeth (with or without the requisite gnashing), rippling muscles, scenery...

Vickie